The Bug is bad.
As one who lived to tell the tale, The Bug is debilitating. It's tiring. And it makes you feel like a queen because your new favorite seat is a throne that needs a royal flushing.
It can be beat -- but you'll never recognize that when The Bug is in your life. It turns a heating pad and Pepto into your best friend.
Kaopectate? Kid's stuff. The Bug laughs in its face.
Immodium? Don't waste your money. It's like pouring water onto The Bug.
The one good thing about The Bug is that it lives only about a week. But it's the longest, toughest week of your life.
Bet on it.
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